Sunday, June 01, 2003

storytime...

Once upon a time there was a piece of pie with no brain. one day this just-pie-no-brain was walking through the woods when out popped mr. who-flung-poo-brown-speck-on-the-wall from behind a tree. he started throwing grapes at the poor piece of pie. the pie yelped and started running for dear life. mr. who-flung-poo-brown-speck-on-the-wall started chasing the pie with his fast, muscley legs (perfect for playing the organ), meanwhile still throwing grapes at the piece of pie. since pie had no brain, it naturally ran faster because it was lighter, so after awhile mr. who-flung-poo-brown-spot-on-the-wall realized that chasing pie was a waste of time, so he stopped and started walking, enjoying the beautiful landscaping of the woods. suddenly, a boogieman jumped at poor mr. who-flung-poo and punched him in the face. then following the trail of grapes (left by mr. who-flung-poo when he was chasing pie) boogieman found pie and...eventually ate him.

moral of the story: i have yet to come up with something witty to put here.

i miss you liz. hope this one made you laugh. :)

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