a glimpse of sharon world...

you are what you wear...

many people say you can tell a lot about a person by looking at the clothes they wear: preps wear preppy clothes, jocks wear jock clothes, posers wear avril lavigne clothes (oh shoooooot. haha.)...and so on and so forth.

well, according to that philosophy that means this woman is a lampshade/badly decorated mushroom.

i've never seen anything so buttcrack ugly* before in my whole entire life. and believe you me, i've seen a lot of funny looking clothes. heck, i used to wear funny looking clothes (oh the 80s...) but THIS. this just wins the buttcrack ugly award hands down. i mean, are those pom poms attached to that thing?!

ok, so i suppose that this picture is of a model who was probably paid (BIG money i hope for her sake) to wear this, but it was taken from a knitting patterns site. does this mean that there are ladies out there that will actually BUY this pattern, then put in work to knit it, and then WEAR it? in the general public?

not to be mean or anything, but i think i might just piss my pants laughing if i saw someone walking down the street wearing this. :P

*"buttcrack ugly": a term (i made up for the purposes of this post) used to describe something SO ugly that describing the item to as 'butt ugly' just doesn't do it justice.