this just in: mother nature is a drunk.

heehee, i know this article is about the weather, but the writer was so amusing i just had to post it. my favourite part?

"You can almost see her, if you squint hard enough: Mother Nature passed out in a snowbank with lipstick smeared across her cheek and a half-empty bottle of whiskey by her side."

bahaahhahaha. now, where's that intervention banner?